That evil, hateful old bastard Fred Phelps died last night. Unfortunately, it wasn't particularly slow or painful.
In a statement Thursday, the Westboro Baptist Church chided the "world-wide media" for "gleefully anticipating the death."
In a statement today, I said: "Phelps prayed unceasingly for the death and damnation of myself and many others who don't adhere to his barbaric, ass-backwards way of thinking. It was the least I could do to gleefully anticipate his demise."
I know some people will call me un-Christian. To that, I say, "Duh." But Old Dead Fred was a worse one, no matter what authority he claimed.
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